Wood Chipper

Watching CSI one night...

Alison:  Ew, ew, ew... I could never kill myself in a wood chipper.

Claire:  Would you rather die in a fire or in a wood chipper?

Alison:  Well, in a fire I guess, because you'd die from smoke inhalation.

Claire:  But what if you didn't... what if you were, like, IN the fire.

Alison:  What d'you mean?  Don't people always die from the smoke?

Claire:  Well, the smoke is, like, at the top... and you're, like, at the bottom.  IN the fire.

Alison:  You mean like if you jumped into a camp fire?
Claire:  Yeah, like if you were a witch.
Alison: Hmmm... I'd really rather not die.
Claire:  Yeah, I guess.  Especially if you had to go feet-first into the wood chipper...