Don't drink and blog...

So it's 4:38am and I am still up after a night of drinking regular coke at Luxy.  I was pondering the many reasons why not to drink alcohol and decided to do an internet search on the topic.  Among many good reasons, I also found this gem:

"I think people should never drink and drive many healthy and young people have lost there lives do to dinking and drinking!"'

So true... soooooo true.

Murse or satchel?

Looking at a profile on Plentyoffish.com...

Alison:  Ok, take a look at this picture and tell me... is this a 'murse'?

Claire:  Oh... that's a tough one.  It's like a cross between a 'murse' and a fanny pack.

Alison:  I think it might be a satchel.

Claire:  Yeah... haha... Indiana Jones has one.  Send me that picture and I'll send it to a friend of mine. 

Alison:  Ok, why?

Claire:  He's a man-bag expert. He bought a Prada 'murse' in Italy... we teased him MURSEilessly about it...

Alison:  Hahaha....

Claire:  (Falling over from laughter) bahahahaaaa....

Is that a raisin in your fur?

On the MRT going home:

Claire: (Sigh) Single again... good thing there are still plenty of fish... haha
Alison: Yeah!  Lot's of choice out there.
Claire:  I don't even know how to talk to boys anymore.
Alison:  Me neither!
Claire:  We can practice on Sumo...
Alison: "Hey baby, is that a raisin in your fur?"
Claire:  Haha... ew... not exactly the same thing.

A Cup of Drink

Seen on random dating website profile:
"Ideal First Date - A Cup of Drink"

Claire:  What the hell is a "cup of drink"?
Alison:  It's better than a cup of food...
Claire:  ...or cup of shit...
Alison:  Yeah I was going to say that. 
Claire:  ... or cup of cement...
Alison:  It's better than a cup of bread...
Claire:  Cup of bread!! I LOVE cup of bread!!
Alison:  Me too!
Claire:  And it's better than "plate of drink" too.  You have to be quick with that one...

Train Number 2

On the way to HsinChu:
Claire:  Is there a toilet nearby?  I don't want to... you know... use train number two.
Alison:  Yeah... that would be unfortunate.

On the way back:
Claire:  Thank god I didn't have to use train number two.
Alison:  Yes but you did use train number one.
Claire:  Yeah totally... I rode that one a lot tonight.