Seen on random dating website profile:
"Ideal First Date - A Cup of Drink"
Claire: What the hell is a "cup of drink"?
Alison: It's better than a cup of food...
Claire: ...or cup of shit...
Alison: Yeah I was going to say that.
Claire: ... or cup of cement...
Alison: It's better than a cup of bread...
Claire: Cup of bread!! I LOVE cup of bread!!
Alison: Me too!
Claire: And it's better than "plate of drink" too. You have to be quick with that one...
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